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It Means......

  1. When your boss says - "You have screwed up this module"    Smile - it means "the other modules were good"     2. When your boss says - "I am not going to let you go early today    evening" Smile - It means "you can come late tomorrow"    3. When your boss says - "Do the documentation" Smile - it means "Relax dude, you've done enough of coding, time to give your brains a break"   4. When your boss says - "You do nothing but just surf the internet" Smile - it means "Dude, now I know where all that knowledge comes from"   5. When your boss says - "Do you come to office to sleep?" Smile - It means "hey buddy, why do you stress yourself? Have a good night's    sleep and come to office    whenever you wish!"    6  . When your boss says - "Stop staring at that girl you moron"  Smile - it means "My wi

THE LAW OF THE SEED

Take a look at an apple tree. There might be five hundred apples on the Tree, each with ten seeds. That's a lot of seeds! We might ask, "Why would you need so many seeds to grow just a few more Trees?" Nature has something to teach us here. It's telling us: "Most seeds never Grow. So if you really want to make something happen, you better try More than once." This might mean: You'll attend twenty interviews to get one job. You'll interview forty people to find one good employee. You'll talk to fifty people to sell one house, car, vacuum Cleaner, insurance policy, idea... And you might meet a hundred acquaintances to find one special friend. When we understand the "Law of the Seed", we don't get so disappointed. We stop feeling like victims. Laws of nature are not things to take personally. We just need to understand them - and work with them.

Suvichar - Gujarati Thoughts

Suvichar

Quotes for Life

A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and Honest people are victimized first'' Even if a snake is not poisonous, it should pretend to be venomous The biggest guru-mantra is: Never share your secrets with anybody. ! It will destroy you There is some self-interest behind every RELATIONSHIP. There is no relationship without self-interests. This is a bitter truth Before you start some work, always ask yourself three questions – Why am I doing it ? What the results might be and Will I be successful. Only when you think deeply and find satisfactory answers to these questions, go ahead As soon as the fear approaches near, attack and destroy it." Once you start working on something, Don’t be afraid of failure and Don’t abandon it. People who work sincerely are the happiest "The fragra

Visualize your Goal

The Catalina Island is twenty-one miles away from the coast of California, and many people have taken the challenge to swim across it. On July 4th 1952, Florence Chadwick stepped into the water off Catalina Island to swim across to the California coast. She started well and on course, but later fatigue set in, and the weather became cold. She persisted, but fifteen hours later, numb and cold, she asked to be taken out of the water. After she recovered, she was told that she had been pulled out only half a mile away from the coast. She commented that she could have made it, if the fog had not affected her vision and she would have just seen the land. She promised that this would be the only time that she would ever quit. She went back to her rigorous training. And two months later she swam that same channel. The same thing happened. The fatigue set in, and the fog obscured her view, but this time she swam with faith and

His plans are always greater than yours.

A sailor was stuck in an island where he was the only survivor. He made a hut for his shelter. Day and night, he's praying and waiting for someone to rescue him but no one came. He stored food in the hut for his survival, but one day, the hut burned to ashes and nothing was left of it. He was so angry, he said, "God, why have you done this to me?!" The next morning, rescuers came. He asked, "How did you know that I'm here?" They replied, "We saw a smoke signal." Trust him when misfortune happens.

THE 5-MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE

Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel. " After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. "Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?" Moral of the story : If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure Lesson 2: